Happy Halloween! If you're going out in the world tonight, there's a good chance you'll see racist idiots dressed up like racist idiots, because Halloween is racist idiot Christmas: Whether you're at a frat party, a parade, or even a family event, there's bound to be one sad soul in blackface, yellowface, Arabface, brownface, redface... [trails off staring into middle distance]
But like all things, offensive Halloween costumes change with the times. Here are all the hip racist outfits you should prepare yourself to see this year:
Sexy ISIS Militants
Guess what we are 👳👳👳😂😂 pic.twitter.com/qnyjJ9yumZ
— ArmoQueenn (@ForeignPussy) October 25, 2014
There's also the straightforward, unsexy version:
— celineanncruz (@_celineann) October 24, 2014
It's fun to get the kids involved, too.
A jersey, a switch, and a baby doll:
Ebola Hazmat Suit
Because sexy costumes don't have to make sense :)
This one's an enduring classic. A tipster says the women work at the Chevron Richmond Refinery across the bay from San Francisco. Fun idea for an office party.
A tipster says this guy is a Penn State University student dressed as "Baby Jay Z":
And here's Trayvon Martin (note the Skittles). Fun fact: a tipster identifies this woman as Kat from NYC Prep. She goes to Colby College now. (We have no idea if it's actually Kat.)
Sandy Hook Victims
This photo comes from a tipster who says the girls pictured were at an "offensive costume party" last weekend.
And here's a Kappa Kappa Gamma/Phi Delta Theta "fiesta" at Rollins College, via a tipster:
Sheesh. If you still decide to leave the house later, let us know if you see any of these or other offensive costumes in the wild. Email firstname.lastname@example.org or our tips line, email@example.com.
Trick or treat!
[Photos via Instagram, Twitter, TMZ, tips]