Remember that painting we talked about yesterday? The ugly Picasso that sold at Christie’s for a price so exorbitant that it’s painful to mention again ($179 million dollars)? Well, according to Fox5 in NY, it wasn’t only crazy expensive, it was pornographic.

Mediaite reports that the Fox affiliate found the nipples on Les Femmes D’Algers (Version O) too racy, blurring them for their nighttime broadcast. As anchor Dari Alexander told her viewers, “We decided to blur the nude portions so that we could show it to you on-air.”

Be not afraid. Here is what Fox was too scared to show you:

Cubism boobies! (Coobies?)

With a sexy red sheet being pulled away:

Are you horny yet?

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