In the coming year, a number of both experienced legislators and relative neophytes will ask for your support as they seek election as President of United States. There is, however, only one candidate who truly deserves your vote: Cop and baby skunk with yogurt cup on head.
It’s true, neither cop (Rochester Police Officer Merlin Taylor) nor baby skunk with yogurt cup on head (“Skunky”) have filed the necessary paperwork to formally run for the office. Indeed, Taylor and Skunky have yet to even suggest their candidacy in an unofficial capacity.
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