A woman in Hurley, Mississippi was discovered by cops this week stealing items from cars in a high school parking lot, after which she told them she wasn't stealing exactly, she was looking for members of ISIS.
Lisa Carol Roche, 41, had been caught by authorities stealing sunglasses and "other personal items" from students' cars at her children's high school, Gulf Live reports. Perhaps she thought teenage sunglasses from Pacific Sunwear would lead to crucial clues on members of a foreign terror group? We've all been there before.
Roche was taken into custody by the Jackson County Sheriff's Department and is currently awaiting trial. Whether she will be questioned about her important findings re: ISIS is yet to be determined.
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