Speaking with NBC News this week, presidential candidate and open-faced quesadilla Donald Trump defended his recent, racist comments about Mexican immigrants, saying “there’s nothing to apologize for” and even claiming, remarkably, that he would win the Latino vote in 2016.
“I have a great relationship with the Mexican people,” Trump told reporter Katy Tur on Wednesday. “They love me, I love them. And I’ll tell you something, if I get the nomination, I’ll win the Latino vote.”
Admittedly, “if I get the nomination” is a pretty major caveat, given Trump is as likely to be in the general election as Herman Cain was in 2012, but in the same interview the human Cheeto revealed his secret weapon: Jobs. Loads and loads of unspecified, mysteriously-generated jobs.
“Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now,” said Trump. “Neither is Jeb Bush going to be able to create jobs. I will create jobs and the Latinos will have jobs that they don’t have right now. And I will win that vote.”
Well, there you have it. Mexican immigrants might be mostly rapists according to Trump, but under his administration they’ll at least be employed mostly rapists.
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