The 86-year-old winner of Howard Stern's "I Want to Get My Grandpa Laid" contest was sadly unable to claim his prize after choking to death on a piece of steak just hours before he was scheduled to have a threesome with two high-class hookers.
It was Ed who entered Grandpa Johnny in the Bad Grandpa tie-in contest, hoping to give the lonely, horny widower one last hurrah.
"He was ecstatic," said Ed. "He’d been that way ever since our trip to the Stern show."
To get his strength up for what he said would be the "Super Bowl of Sex," Grandpa Johnny treated himself to a steak dinner at Harveys Lake Tahoe resort the night before the big game.
It would be his last meal.
After just a couple of bites of prime rib, Grandpa Johnny started choking.
According to BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof, so are the bunnies.
The night wasn't a total loss, however.