A group of Washington firefighters who wanted to provide "good customer service" revived a family of baby hamsters with tiny little breathing tubes after responding to a burning home last week.
Apparently no humans were home when the fire broke out, but a loving hamster family was trapped inside.
Firefighters then found two adult hamsters and their three babies next to a marriage certificate filled out using crayons.
"Apparently they were married… The family had made a marriage certificate for Oreo and Madonna. It was pretty cute," Hulse said in regards to the adult hamsters.
The adults appeared to be OK, but two baby hamsters were sluggish and one was not moving.
The hamster rescue was largely successful—firefighters say four out of five lived to spin around a wheel another day—but the rest of the world was reportedly murdered by the unbearable cuteness.
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