Lots of people are pissed at Miley Cyrus for her VMA performance, and each person seems to have their own special reason. But one of these people, Steve Chmelar, has a reason that may be the most special of all.
Fast forward four decades, and Chmelar's beloved invention is being used by Miley to faux-masturbate in front of thousands of shrieking teens at MTV's Video Music Awards.
The now-59-year-old admits he's no fan of Miley in general — "If I had a choice between Julie Andrews singing 'The Sound of Music' and Miley Cyrus doing 'Can't Stop,' I'd go the Julie Andrews route" — but he respects people's right to debauch themselves as they see fit.
And Chmelar assures foam finger and Miley fans alike that all is certainly not lost.