Stephen Colbert, Middle Earth aficionado, landed the role of cover model for Entertainment Weekly's Hobbit tribute. We're coming to accept that we'll have to get used to Colbert outside of his Report persona, but who knew he made such a sexy Legolas?

The Hobbit really didn't need to be three movies long, but if no other good thing comes of it, at least we have this video of Stephen Colbert fucking about in costumes and yelling "you shall not pass" at strangers on a bridge. Probably worth the $800 million, to be honest.

[h/t TastefullyOff]