Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the chillest deer of them all? Chill deer.
Hop on in, pal. The water’s great and I’ve got a frozen marg with your name on it.
According to Il Tirreno, chill deer made his way into the backyard pool of a startled couple’s home near Pistoia, Italy on Wednesday. Shortly after the homeowners spotted chill deer, a team of firefighters and a wildlife worker sedated him, pulled him from the water—he was evidently having trouble getting out on his own—and released him back into the wild.