“If this election is about how we’re going to fight to get nothing done, then I don’t want anything, I don’t want any part of it. I don’t want to be elected president to sit around and see gridlock just become so dominant that people literally are in decline in their lives. That is not my motivation. I’ve got a lot of really cool things I could do other than sit around, be miserable, listening to people demonize me and me feeling compelled to demonize them. That is a joke. Elect Trump if you want that.”
Sounds pretty cool. Here are some of the cool things that Jeb! is doing instead of hanging out with you, the voting public:
1. Owning technology
2. Partaking in the mythical mother-load
3. Hot chicks/working out
4. Driving an Uber
So listen up, losers. If you don’t elect Jeb! and end gridlock, he doesn’t want and part of it and he’ll just go back to doing some other cooler things.