If Kim Kardashian's extremely shiny nude body in Paper threatened to break the internet, her sister Kourtney's barely-clothed pregnant photoshoot for Dujour will at least leave a small chip in the internet's paint. Maybe a surface scratch, but that'll probably buff out.
But, unlike Kim, Kourtney didn't set out to lay waste to the World Wide Web like a small, pulchritudinous Godzilla. The eldest of the Kardashian trio told Dujour she's not really worried what you think about seeing her naked.
"It's my body: I'm not trying to impress anybody or be something that I'm not," she said, "But in general, I don't really care that much about what people think. It doesn't rule my world. I did this because I wanted to and it made me happy."
Kourtney added that she probably wouldn't have considered posing nude had she not been pregnant. She did a private shoot back when she was making feet for the sockes of noble Lord Disick's firstborne sonne, and liked one of the photos so much that she had it framed so Bruce Jenner could repeatedly ask her to remove it from his sight. This is exactly like that, except in a magazine.
And now, on the internet, which still stubbornly refuses to break despite repeated impacts with naked Kardashians.