Parents in Florida were forced to have that uncomfortable "talk" with their kids a bit earlier than planned after a movie theater screening of Disney's Frozen was preempted by porn.
According to eyewitnesses, the Regal Cinemas Park Place Stadium 16 in Pinellas Park was forced to stall for time after "technical difficulties" delayed the start of the movie.
It's unclear what the offending alternative was, but one person who claims to have been in attendance says the theater "accidentally" showed the red-band trailer for Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac, which contains a blowjob, among other indecencies.
"It seemed like forever when you're trying to, you know, cover a little guy's eyes," Largo mom Lynn Greene told Fox 13. "I didn't have enough hands to cover his ears too and he got the sound down real good."
The theater offered families free movie tickets to make up for their trauma, and promised to terminate the projectionist responsible, identified as one Tyler Durden.