In which Nicole Kidman relates the time she threw herself at Jimmy Fallon and he was too dumb to notice. Wait what?

On Tuesday's Tonight Show, Fallon started telling a story about trying to buy fancy cheese for a meeting with Kidman, who had invited herself over to his apartment with a mutual friend for what he thought was some sort of audition for Bewitched.

Watch as the realization, Holy shit I had a chance with Nicole Kidman slowly spreads across his face. Watch Kidman shrug like, Yes, America, I showed up at Jimmy Fallon's dirty apartment to flirt and he ignored me and played video games instead.

"And you didn't talk, at all. And so, after about an hour-and-a-half I thought, 'He has no interest, this is so embarrassing,'" Kidman said, to which Jimmy Fallon's face said, Holy shit I had a chance with Nicole Kidman.

Holy shit, I had a chance with Nicole Kidman, Jimmy Fallon said Tuesday on the Tonight Show.