A new national survey from Public Policy Polling has confirmed what we all already knew to be true: As far as a good portion of the American public is concerned, Ted Cruz might as well be the Zodiac killer.
PPP surveyed over 1,000 registered voters total, and of those people, an alarming number were not just suspicious but confident that man with too much skin Ted Cruz was, in fact, the Zodiac Killer.
Unfortunately for Cruz, it looks like voters aren’t too keen on electing a cryptogram-loving mass murderer President. Of the remaining Republican lineup, Cruz gets a mere 10 percent of the vote while Trump takes home a remarkable 45 percent of the vote.
Is that 10 percent who voted for Cruz the same 10 percent that believe him to be the Zodiac Killer? It’s impossible to say for sure—but yes, probably. Florida is a terrible place.
On the Democratic side, things aren’t looking to great for Bernie Sanders.
It’s worth noting that a lower percentage of Democratic voters are willing to vote for Bernie Sanders than the percentage of total voters willing to believe that Ted Cruz might be the Zodiac Killer.
You can see PPP’s poll in full below, and for whatever reason, Ted Cruz’s campaign has yet to respond to our request for comment on whether he is, in fact, the Zodiac Killer. Do with that information what you will.