Do you know where your Miley Cyrus is? According to E! News, she's with Arnold Schwarzenegger's pizza king son, 21-year-old Patrick. The two were seen riding Universal Studios' haunted hayride and skulking through the corn maze together last Thursday, which is how you know it's on.
Photographers caught the pair exiting Schwarzenegger's apartment the next afternoon.
If you need more confirmation than that, consider this: Miley and P-Schwarz have wanted to bang each other since 2011. When Pat's parents were going through a rough patch, Miley tried to comfort him. Then Pat told Details that "My eye... is set on Miley."
Pro for Miles: Schwarz is a noted attractive male. Con: he calls his mom "gurllll."
— Patrick Shriver (@PSchwarzenegger) November 2, 2014
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