Could it be bronzer-and-lies enthusiast Rachel Dolezal’s charming Today Show anecdote about drawing herself in brown crayon as a child was a lie, too? If you ask her fantastically passive-aggressive parents, uh, yeah, obviously.
Dolezal, who’s on a media blitz today, told Matt Lauer that back when she was still a five-year-old blonde white girl, “I was drawing self-portraits with the brown crayon instead of the peach crayon.”
Larry Dolezal tells TMZ it simply never happened — he never saw his daughter using brown crayons, instead of “peach” ... as she claimed she did when she was 5 years old. He says she didn’t start “fantasizing” herself as black until her 20s or 30s.
To be fair though, everyone’s looking a little dark under the mountains of shade piling up.