The air might be a little nippier than usual, and soon we’ll all have seasonal depression, but for now... twist open a two-liter, grab your neon hose, and head to the nearest federal parking lot.

If you look at the bottom right of the image, you’ll note that they already crushed a bottle of what appears to be Code Red.

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