Alec Baldwin Solemnly Swears to Quit Twitter and Acting Forever

Maggie Lange · 07/03/13 12:21PM

Alec Baldwin is cranky. Alec Baldwin doesn't know "what the young people listen to," and Alec Baldwin definitely doesn't want his unborn child's future best friend Susie to recognize him on the tellyvision. So Alec Baldwin is quitting Twitter and (threatening) to quit acting forever.

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