When we heard that 'Perfect Strangers' actor Bronson Pinchot was to portray Page Six columnist Richard Johnson in an upcoming episode of terminally-ill ABC drama 'Six Degrees,' we whipped up this funny bit of photoshoppery, featuring Balki himself embracing Larry, but with Richard's head on Larry's bod! Ah ha ha! Wait — actually, we didn't do this at all. Page Six The Magazine did it to itself. And that, we suppose, is why it really hurts.