Jeb! Promises to Leave You Alone for Two Weeks for Just $25

Ashley Feinberg · 12/14/15 04:10PM

The holiday season is a time to take a break from life’s dreary annoyances, so you can spend it with the people that you actually love and enjoy. Which is to say, the holiday season is not a time for Jeb. Jeb knows this. And he’s willing to leave you alone, too—for one low, easy payment of $25.