cloud-seeding

Putin Annexes Sky, Exiles Dissident Clouds

Marina Galperina · 04/25/16 02:20PM

There will be no clouds over Moscow on May Day—because military planes will spray them with liquid nitrogen, granulated carbon dioxide and special cement, miles before they ever get to the city. The chemically perforated sky pests will then either immediately disperse or void themselves first, deluging premature rainwater on whatever villages or suburbs they’re over at the time.