Insane J.P. Morgan Stalker Is Why You Shouldn't Date Investment Bankers

Max Read · 12/06/11 10:40AM

Sure, dating an investment banker seems nice. He's rich! He dresses well! So what if he's married? He takes you out on his boat! And then he follows you to London, breaks into your apartment, steals candlesticks, pretends to be an Israeli secret agent, and puts a tracking device in your bag.