This Might Be a Drawing of Usher's Dick

Jay Hathaway · 12/26/14 12:45PM

The below photo of a dick is allegedly a screengrab from the Usher Raymond sex tape that an anonymous seller was shopping around last month. The tape, a home movie starring Usher and his Atlanta Ex-wife Tameka Raymond, supposedly leaked when a video camera was stolen from the singer's car since 2010, and his lawyer has been trying to prevent its release.

Here's Ben Affleck's Dick

Rich Juzwiak · 12/11/14 05:06PM

A high-quality rip of Gone Girl has found its way to the internet. Do you know what that means? Ben Affleck's dick has leaked.

Why Small Dicks Are Better Than Big Ones, According to an Expert

Jay Hathaway · 11/05/14 11:00AM

Big-ass dicks—huh! What are they good for? Absolutely nothing, according to the true confessions of little-dick enthusiast Monique Anderson. Well, to each her (or his) own in matters of dick physics and aesthetics, but she brings up some good points here.

Jimmy Kimmel Finally Discovers Dick-Shaped Weather Patterns

Jay Hathaway · 10/14/14 10:52AM

Ever since TV meteorologists gained the power to draw on their digital maps, they've been inadvertently—and sometimes intentionally—drawing dicks. Jimmy Kimmel finally caught onto this long-running phenomenon and assigned a staffer to cover the rapidly expanding weatherdick beat.

Rugby Fan's Exposed Dick Wins Australian National Championship

Jay Hathaway · 10/06/14 11:11AM

The South Sydney Rabbitohs, a rugby team partially owned by Russell Crowe, won the Australian National Rugby League championship yesterday, its first victory in 43 years. "It's all about the bunnies down here," said a Channel Nine reporter, live at the scene. Wrong. It was all about one fan's swinging dick.

Is This Chicken a Dick or What?

Andy Cush · 08/08/14 09:07AM

Dirty Bird, a Welsh fried chicken company, insists its new logo is not a penis. But is it a penis? (It is a penis.)