Kate Middleton Debuts Royal Bangs 

Sophie Saint Thomas · 09/17/15 10:30PM

Kate Middleton has bangs, you guys. And they’re all over the place. Royals, they’re just like us. Minus that £1,245 Ralph Lauren shirtdress.

Funky Fresh DJ Kate Middleton Adores Peplums, Tripping Balls

Caity Weaver · 04/23/14 11:25AM

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge had a lot of fun in Australia on Wednesday, lightly placing their fingers on records under the close supervision of a professional disc jockey. After being reassured several times they had not been party to criminal conduct, the royal couple likely returned to their hotel and made real wild, freaky love until 4 p.m., when it was time to dress for their next event.

Kate Middleton's Royal Tour Journals: Day 1

Caity Weaver · 04/07/14 05:11PM

This month, powerful baby Prince George performs his first official royal duty—an inspection of British penal colonies and their outlying areas—as he and his parents, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, spend three weeks traveling across Australia and New Zealand. During this time, Gawker.com will publish a selection of entries from his minder Kate Middleton's travel journals.

Kate Middleton Touches Balls

Caity Weaver · 10/18/13 11:05AM

On Friday, the Duchess of Cambridge participated in a military training exercise designed to prepare Britain for an air assault by balls. [Image via AP]

Royal Baby's Birth Announcement Gonna Be Real Cool and Classy

Caity Weaver · 06/21/13 11:35AM

Earlier this week, St. James’ Palace and Good Manners Emporium confirmed to the world that when Kate Middleton has her baby in a few weeks, the whole affair is gonna be real cool and classy, not dirty and stupid.

The Duchess of Cambridge Opens Her Mouth

Louis Peitzman · 03/19/12 07:24PM

Kate Middleton — or the Duchess of Cambridge, if you want to be correct about it — gave her first public speech ever at a children's hospital in Ipswich. This is mostly a big deal because it was the first one, but also because she was anxious. As she told one guest, "I find doing speeches nerve-wracking." See, it's just like that movie The King's Speech, except she's a duchess and the stakes were significantly lower.

Kate Middleton Needs Princess Lessons

Richard Lawson · 09/21/11 04:41PM

Kate Middleton, now the Duchess of Cambridge since she up and married Prince William, is pretty and poised and seems to the manor born. Well, to us commoners at least. To the royal family she still needs work, so she's taking royalty lessons.