Child Next to Queen Passes Out During Speech; Queen Don't Give a Fuck

Caity Weaver · 06/04/14 01:49PM

A ludicrously dressed child tasked with ensuring the safe transport of the back of Queen Elizabeth II's dress into and out of the House of Lords on Wednesday appeared, tragically, to die of boredom earlier this morning when he collapsed in the middle of the Queen's speech to Parliament. Fortunately, he had only fainted.