Vagina-Having Student Somehow Completes Engineering Degree

Jeff Neumann · 05/14/11 03:10PM

Self-described "math nerd" Hannah Surber, who is female, has earned a master's degree in aeronautical engineering. What? Aeronautical engineering is a "very challenging discipline, particularly for a female student," as a professor at her school astutely points out.

Fifty-Something Climbs 58-Story Skyscraper

Max Read · 09/07/10 12:11AM

"To raise awareness about the vulnerability of buildings to terrorism," apparently! So: Now you are aware, that buildings are vulnerable to terrorism. Something else that raised awareness of buildings' vulnerability to terrorism: 9/11. And another thing that helped raise my awareness that buildings are vulnerable to terrorism: Looking at buildings.

You Can Fit A Lot of Stuff Up Your Butt

Jeff Neumann · 06/06/10 08:32PM

Three days in jail can seem like a lifetime. So before 24-year-old Gavin Stanger surrendered to authorities in Washington state for a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge, he crammed some goodies up his ass to help pass the time.