John Oliver Calls on Putin to Save Russia's Fuck Lizards from Space

Jay Hathaway · 07/28/14 08:33AM

A Russian satellite full of "sexually active space geckos" lost contact with ground control last week, and Russian space agency Roscosmos feared its mission would be jeopardized, leaving the little lizards to mate in low-earth orbit until they ran out of food. Well, John Oliver is not having it.

Gecko Taking His Damn Time Crossing the Road

Christopher Han · 12/26/10 02:30PM

Thought parrots and cockatiels were the only animals known to get down? Meet the slowly-crossing-the-road gecko. He does not care that it's your birthday.