The Unbelievably Absurd World of Sexy Santa Photos

Brian Moylan · 12/22/11 01:35PM

Searching for "sexy Santa" on stock photo website Shutterstock yields 16,414 results, and every single one of them is strange, unsettling, and patently absurd. There is even Santa-girl-on-Santa-girl action! Here are some of the craziest images we found.

Out of the Park

Brian Moylan · 07/02/10 06:00PM

[This home run got an early start on the long weekend by sunning herself in the park. Hope you guys have a great July 4th weekend and get to, um, see some fireworks. Image via Getty]

Rich Playboy Written About in Paper

Hamilton Nolan · 04/01/09 11:01AM

Spencer Morgan's weekly Observer profile of an annoying and wealthy young man today is about "Greek shipping heir–slash–journalist Taki Theodoracopulos," about whom we learn the following things: