All of us working stiffs who have to report to the office on this slowest week of the year hate those people who are on vacation this week, right? And who could we hate more than celebrities, who are on vacation every damn day of the year? Well, here they are rubbing our noses in their beach vacations and lives of luxury. What assholes. Let's make fun of them, shall we?
Marc Jacobs denied getting married to Lorenzo Martone last month after photos surfaced of what appeared to be his wedding party. (The event, which was hosted by art dealer Larry Gagosian, featured a wedding cake topped with Jacobs and Martone along with two of their dogs.) It looks like that was a misdirect: Martone now says the couple really did tie the knot. [Gawker, previously]
Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone were supposed to get married in Provincetown this past summer. They never ended up going through with it for whatever reason, although that may have changed over New Year's vacation. According to the fashion blog Styleexperts, the couple
tied the knot in a private ceremony on St. Barts earlier this week, an event that was hosted by art dealer Larry Gagosian and which featured a cake topped with an edible Jacobs (sans shirt), Martone (dressed in a tux), and two of their dogs. [Styleexperts via GoaG]