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Hamilton Nolan · 06/21/11 04:26PM

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Barack Obama Wants You to Take a Loyalty Oath

John Cook · 05/01/09 12:52PM

Did you know that today is "Loyalty Day"? It is. And Barack Hussein Obama has issued a proclamation, or "fatwa," making it illegal to disobey him. Rise up, people!