Do you think there are more nerds in this world than assholes?
Do you think there are more people who don’t want to get laid than want to get laid?
Dream on. Guess nerds aren’t as good at math as they say.
You see the size of my Breitling? It’s huge sonny. I can barely lift my hand. That’s okay. I guess it’s so heavy because it is made of PUSSY MAGNETS. Tell that to your survey—nerds.
My Breitling is so many fucking millimeters wide.