Earlier today, Obama shed some tears in a rare display of emotion while discussing the child victims of the Newtown massacre. Naturally, the tear truthers are already coming out in droves.
And if you were wondering which part of Obama’s tears were the fascist part, Breitbart.com writer and racist chain letter come-to-life John Nolte was more than happy to clarify on Twitter.
Obama touching his eyes JUST BEFORE the tears came. He's putting something in his eyes to create the fascist tears. pic.twitter.com/U3KBwM5L6X— John Nolte (@NolteNC) January 5, 2016
PHOTO: As he puts Ben-Gay in his eyes to create fake fascist tears, Obama again gives America the finger. pic.twitter.com/lj1LSrfjck— John Nolte (@NolteNC) January 5, 2016
Watch the video. Just before Obama cried fascist tears you can see him put jackboot polish in his eyes. Hitler used to do this.— John Nolte (@NolteNC) January 5, 2016
Obama the fake-crying,terrorist appeasing, America-hating, economy-stalling, Benghazi bungling, phony-Christian fascist. #legacy— John Nolte (@NolteNC) January 6, 2016
So baffled, in fact, that contributor Andrea Tantaros said that she “would check that podium for like a raw onion or some no-more-tears. I mean, it’s not really believable.” Also, ISIS!
That is, until you make your way down to the comments.
If you have any more information about the Bengay covered onions Barack Hussein Obama had stuffed up his sleeves during the fascist tear-streaked speech, please go see a mental health care professional. You are not well.