Mornings are the goddamn worst: Hitting snooze 6 to 8 times, trying to make coffee when you haven't had any coffee yet, getting out of bed ever again. Why? Ban mornings.
Thor the sleepy Great Dane puppy knows exactly what I'm talking about, except that he doesn't have an alarm, so he has to hit snooze on his people. You'd shout "no!" too if you had to get up at 3:30 a.m.