Lance Armstrong is finally taking responsibility, if only because he ran out of people to blame.
According to Aspen police, Armstrong was on his way home from a party earlier this month when he smashed into two parked cars and drove off. When police spoke with him the next day, he initially tried to pretend that the driver was Anna Hansen—his girlfriend and the mother of his children.
Anyway, the ruse fell apart when a valet at the St. Regis told cops he remembered Armstrong in the driver's seat.
So what, pray tell, is the lil' weasel's punishment? $238.50 paid by mail, four points on his license, and eventual restitution to the car owners. How many lives does this guy have????