"I'm here to feed the pigs." According to The Boston Globe, that's what a Massachusetts woman said on Friday before throwing a Dunkin' Donuts box full of sausage and bacon at the front desk of the Framingham police station.
She was immediately arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and malicious destruction of property worth less than $250.
Asked by the officer why she did it, McNamara said: "God told me to go feed the pigs," according to the police report.
Representing herself in court on Friday, the pork pelter denied the charges.
"I mean, I didn't really destruct property," said McNamara. "I just smeared some grease."