Pete, a man with a bad dick, had a rough time on Monday's Family Feud. When Steve Harvey asked Pete's wife what one part of her husband's body she would choose to change, she didn't even hesitate before answering: His poor, inadequate penis.
Rough. Definitely rough. But it got worse. The mortifying coup de grace came when Harvey checked the answer and it came back with a big, fat X. Not one of the women Family Feud polled for this question listed improving their husbands' lame penises as a top priority. Now the world knows Pete's D is officially the worst D in the vicinity of this game show, and his family didn't even get points for the revelation.
Pete forces an uncomfortable smile. His penis, the only penis he has, is still attached to him.