The World Cup, the single biggest and most-anticipated sporting event on the planet, starts Thursday and whoops, sorry, it's already over. This beagle won.

Purin the Super Beagle is not a national football club (she's a dog) and has not bribed FIFA (dogs don't use money), making her technically ineligible to play in the World Cup. On the other hand: D'aww, look at her making all those saves in front of her little doggie goal.

Also, note her sweet handstand. Watch your back, Andrew Henderson. Purin's coming for your freestyle crown next.

[H/T Time]